vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

septetteforadeadprincess:

hotarubot:

how to make ur anime:

(something) no (something)

done now u have an official working title for ur anime

tfw no gf

ikimaru:

bunch of 5am nepetas

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

simsgonewrong:

her husband left while she was trying to cuddle him but her arms remained attracted to him

slayboybunny:

sometimes my emotion is just the word “fuckign” 

manateearecute:

a message from manatee to all you lovelies out there <3

manateearecute:

a message from manatee to all you lovelies out there <3

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

darning-socks:

I’LL SLEEP WHEN I’M DEAD